Archive for September, 2005

10 ways to increase a woman’s desire for you…

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

1- Keep your attitude in shape:
Remember; you’re the catch, not her. Your attitude should be that
you’re doing her a favor by letting her into your life. Women
love confidence in men and broadcasting this kind of self-image
will boost her attraction to you.

2- Always keep her guessing:
Make sure that you maintain contact with other women (especially
good-looking women). This doesn’t mean that you should cheat on
her, it will fan the flames of her desire and she will work
harder to make sure you don’t get away.

3- Don’t get sloppy:
Visit the gym once in a while, too, and don’t forget to take a
shower when you leave. A sweaty guy with a Jell-O gut and a
double chin is not likely to inspire lust in his woman.

4- Keep your own life:
Women are so good at taking over men’s lives that a lot of guys
just give up on who they really are as soon as the girlfriend
starts cracking the whip. To keep balance in the relationship and
to keep yourself from turning into a castrated wussy.

5- Don’t put up with female crap: "No Offense or no
hard feelings Ladies :)"
Put your foot down right away. If you let a woman get away with
an inch, she’ll take a hundred miles, and she’ll lose respect for
you as a man. Once she does that, her interest in you as a lover
will plummet to zero.

6- Turn on your seduction skills:
Part of what got you two into the sack in the first place was
your ability to charm — to overcome female objections. This is
what seduction is all about — creating an atmosphere in which a
woman will be willing to let down her guards on her
"virtue."

7- Be an imaginative, romantic lover:
This is a skill that will take you a long, long way with women.
Women aren’t like men. They just aren’t going to be very happy if
you impersonate a battering ram, then roll over and start
snoring. Take some time to learn how to please a woman — the
payoff is huge.

8- Be a man of mystery:
Your goal should be to keep her from taking you for granted, so
it’s very important to make yourself less available and more
unpredictable. Women thrive on challenges, so make her work a
little to be part of your life.

9- Don’t get complacent:
Taking a woman for granted is the easiest way to relationship
suicide. Women are amazingly self-centered and love to be
showered with lots of attention. This means you should listen to
what she has to say, take great pleasure in her company, and
compliment her (especially on her looks). In other words, make
her feel special and you’ll keep the flames of desire burning
hot.

10- Give her some space:
A lot of guys are way too territorial — they’re so worried about
losing a woman to another guy that they practically smother her
in the hopes of limiting her options and keeping her nailed in
place. But usually the opposite happens — she starts to feel
trapped and bolts. This is just caused by insecurity, and
insecurity is not at all attractive to women.

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Aint it funny….

Friday, September 16th, 2005

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she
does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to
their diets.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

One of the life’s mysteries is how a 200g chocolate can make a
person gain 2kg’s.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.

If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Life doesn’t just begin at forty; it also begins to show then.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.

If at first you don’t succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and
it shrinks two sizes.

It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to
your hips.

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby.

Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.

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