Aint it funny….
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she
does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to
their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a 200g chocolate can make a
person gain 2kg’s.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Life doesn’t just begin at forty; it also begins to show then.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
If at first you don’t succeed, see if the loser gets anything.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old
because you stop laughing.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and
it shrinks two sizes.
It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to
your hips.
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby.
Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
